'Twas the Night Before Weigh In

'Twas the night before weigh in, when all through the house

Everyone was eating, except for myself;

Cookies were frosted by the baker with care,

In hopes that family would be there to share;

They sat around the table eating, each one unashamed;

while visions of cupcakes and chocolates came;

They in their skinny jeans, and I in my sweats,

Had just finished shopping for a stylish wardrobe;

When someone suggested a hot pizza be ordered.

My stomach growled and my mouth salivated.

Away to the phone I skipped and I skated,

Calling the nearest Dominoes that I had on speed dial.

"Canadian bacon and pineapple" I recited with style,

As my stomach kept growling all the while.

And then I remembered at the very last second,

That tomorrow was weigh in e'en though pizza did beckon,

With a little disappointment and an apology quick.

I knew in a moment that to my diet I must stick.

Back to the skinny ones I lumbered along,

proud of myself for being mindful and strong:

"No pizza! No Cookies! No cupcakes or fudge!"

No crackers with cheese or my weight would not budge.

To the next notch on my belt! To Onederland!

I'd be there soon if I can firmly stand.

To all who are dieting with a goal firmly in sight,

I wish you the best, enjoy what you can and savor each bite!